I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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