Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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