i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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