U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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