Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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