his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
