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• (562): View more from California

  The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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  Awkward!

  (562): View more from California

  No he was cute and I said yes!

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber

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• (772): View more from Florida

  My dream of liquor pitchers came true

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

  (679): View more from Michigan

  I wanted to be a dolphin.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!

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• (323): View more from California

  We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.

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