Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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