Don't you send me to vm
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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