My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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