So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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