stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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