Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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