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Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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