Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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