I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We left the knife in your bed.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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