I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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