so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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