He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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