How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have so many feelings about this burrito
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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