sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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