So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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