I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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