There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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