woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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