would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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