Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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