3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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