You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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