Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize