Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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