that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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