Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
