I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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