what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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