He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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