He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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