Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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