i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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