i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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