You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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