is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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