It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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