'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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You. Win. At. Life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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