Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i already hear my dad disowning me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Randomize