been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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