I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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