office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.