So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket