She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.