Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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