Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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