Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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