yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just sucked dick on a ferry
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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