I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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