i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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