when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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