i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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