The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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